escuerzoresucitado:

grox:

okiitos:

memewhore:

@wafflehousecoffee absolute golden tags

powerburial:

If he were really a “family guy” he wouldn’t talk to his wife and children that way

teathattast:

ejacutastic:

it just shipp 🤷‍♂️

onnanoko-sekai:

My favorite misunderstanding I’ve had to clear up so far was a Japanese person asking me about the word “fuck”. Because apparently someone had told him if he said “fuck” in America that he might be killed on the spot. Which I think is the funniest lie that I’ve ever heard

2-shane-s:

when the whole squad ugly as shit

ootfifabear:

why did i do this 

wildplantts:

its-spooky-bitch:

drkarayua:

its-spooky-bitch:

slutsbutts:

its-spooky-bitch:

This image was taken on the third floor of an abandoned hospital. The figure is supposedly a ghost in a straight jacket, and the floor was where the psychiatric ward of the hospital was.

You know he had to do it to em

What????

f UCK

honeyrolls:

Sanrio Dessert Cups

scificinema:

Janelle Monáe: Dirty Computer [Emotion Picture] (2018) dir. Andrew Donoho, Chuck Lightning

acoolguy:

me as a hotel receptionist: *greets guests by playing hotel california but cutting it off right before they say california*